Am I getting old ???

Snehil asks Snehil: Am I Getting Old?

Its quite weird but its true !!! I have incorporated a strong gut feeling that I AM definitely getting old !!!

Certain irrelevant conventions I have framed up in my mind in context of getting old-

1. When you get old, you sound a bit dull, you don’t take interests in fun, frolic and excitement as you have got used to it.
2. You start saying “Childhood was the best part of my life.”
3. You feel as if you are born to take up “responsibilities”, keeping at bay all your comforts.
4. Your life becomes boring [sob sob sob]
   
5. You THINK too much !!! (unnecessarily and rubbishly)
6. You become HYPOCRITIC.

Now may be that could be another side-effect of ruthless summer holidays, but yes, I am surely getting these symptoms. Just wanna share a few ….

1. This guy doesn’t cry any more in romantic and senti movies. (Now that is a good sign, but I was obsessed to crying my heart out in Senti movies yaar !!!)
2. He listens to Kishore Kumar, reads Madhushala and watches Har Shanivaar Amitabh ke Saath on Zee Cinema.
3. He doesn’t go beyond 40 pages while reading a novel.
4. He seems to have got enough of chick-darshan in Dilli, forget love, even Hotness has become a thing of past concern for him.
5. He doesn’t like dancing in rains, jumping over potholes and peeping out necks with penetrating teeth from shattered windows of routine buses.
6. Like every democratic Indian, he criticises “voting janta” for not eliminating Swasti from Chak Dhoom Dhoom, but has never voted himself for Cyrus.
7. He spends 200 bucks for a DT Cinemas movie, but will bargain for 5 rupees when he picks up the auto returning from there.
8. He says that Times of India sucks, but never begins the day without Delhi Times.
9. He takes a bath daily (WHAT THE ….!!)
10. He loves wearing formals instead of T-shirts.

Lot more, things will pop out uncontrollably !!!

But then, whats wrong in these symptoms, am already fed up of “thinking” too much in my life, don’t wanna ANALYSE the REASONS, EFFECTS, AFFECTS and CONSEQUENCES this time !!!

I hereby begin my 5^th semester with yet another complete arbitness !!!

Snehil Basoya.